the 10 super secrets

last evening when i got a comment from churning that she's tagged me, i excitedly hopped to her blog to confirm if she mistakenly said that because i remembered that she has not. then i thought maybe she is reiterating chakoli's statement. but today morning i realised that she was actually prophesying. now that i know i have my back against the wall, i got to find a way out ;) something similar to when you mug up an essay on a cow and get my best friend as a topic in the exam. if you still can't find the connection, go stare at some big boobed blonde - you might realize a reflection there :D

so in honour of the ex-delhi hottie who people call churning [the burning] something :D, here goes...

1. i like females with big boobs
2. i don't like anorexic females
3. i don't like females who have layers of flab
4. i don't mind certain plumpness if the chest size do not exceed the waist size by two-thirds
5. i like odour but not when females start drinking perfumes; smell of the skin is most of the time better than when treated with benzene
6. little tattoos seem intense on female skin
7. knee length skirts make females look hotter, alas the culture here is repressed
8. those who know how to balance aggressive and subtle faces of their sexuality at one time need to be revered
9. vanity, if at all, should be backed by scorching body
10. last but not the least, i somehow go blind when i find a female who can kick my wits ass


it somehow took much longer than i initially expected. i hope i didn't flunk it. :D

the baton is now broken into 3 pieces and each given to samy, omy, jonny

doing a tag now

hardest thing about buying gold jewelery is the fractions.

i mean i ain't too bad in basic maths but - first, multiplying the current four digits metal rate with four digits weight and then multiplying the three digit rate workmanship rate with minimum single digit and at least two decimal digit weight and then negotiating the workmanship rate and then calculating the total [and comparing to get how much have we managed the shopkeeper to discount] which comes after summing the metal value with workmanship amount [let alone comparing it with the metal and workmanship rates at a different shop] - can easily fuse some neuron cells.

now i gotta tweak and do the tag [it has been aeon since i did one] :D chakoli the babe, tagged me :D thanks dear

so here it goes [in my customised form :D ]... what you need to do is, write 1 thing about yourself on different topics:-

thing i am passionate about

-> wildlife

thing i want to do before i die

-> grade V white water rafting

thing i say often

-> thik hai

book i read recently

-> heat by george monbiot

song i can listen to over and over

-> sacrifice by elton john

thing that attracts me to the other sex

-> boobs, of course :D [wit is appreciated too if i manage to take my eyes off :P]


tags have always been a rage in blogville and though i have ridiculed them, hated them, did them and even invented one once, i could say doing them is one funny concept.



edited [added] later:-

yesterday's race, first one for this season had me glued. i was disappointed the moment fisichella [force india] crashed out. also, i guess, my favorite car - ferrari - have darkened their car colour - can any other f1 fan confirm it, if they noticed the same?