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Thursday, June 12, 2008

the 10 super secrets

last evening when i got a comment from churning that she's tagged me, i excitedly hopped to her blog to confirm if she mistakenly said that because i remembered that she has not. then i thought maybe she is reiterating chakoli's statement. but today morning i realised that she was actually prophesying. now that i know i have my back against the wall, i got to find a way out ;) something similar to when you mug up an essay on a cow and get my best friend as a topic in the exam. if you still can't find the connection, go stare at some big boobed blonde - you might realize a reflection there :D

so in honour of the ex-delhi hottie who people call churning [the burning] something :D, here goes...

1. i like females with big boobs
2. i don't like anorexic females
3. i don't like females who have layers of flab
4. i don't mind certain plumpness if the chest size do not exceed the waist size by two-thirds
5. i like odour but not when females start drinking perfumes; smell of the skin is most of the time better than when treated with benzene
6. little tattoos seem intense on female skin
7. knee length skirts make females look hotter, alas the culture here is repressed
8. those who know how to balance aggressive and subtle faces of their sexuality at one time need to be revered
9. vanity, if at all, should be backed by scorching body
10. last but not the least, i somehow go blind when i find a female who can kick my wits ass

it somehow took much longer than i initially expected. i hope i didn't flunk it. :D

the baton is now broken into 3 pieces and each given to samy, omy, jonny



Blogger Chakoli said...

Damn man!!

I really dont think they are secrets frm you..
u now an dthen keep on revealing them;-)))

little tattoos seem intense on female skin

this one is very true... tattooos are damn sexy:-)))

6/13/2008 10:41:00 AM  
Blogger ~ ॐ ~ said...

bahut hi badiya likha hai bhai je to !!!

point 7... absolutely !!!!

6/13/2008 11:17:00 AM  
Blogger Sam said...

Am soo happy: not a seriois post from you yet again!! ;)
And the ones you've put here don't seem like "secrets", more like reminding the facts about what you like about females, to yourself.. (and probably to us too).. :D

6/13/2008 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmm...interesting list... but i was hoping u'd write about something other than women!:P
i think i was hoping fr too much..:P

6/13/2008 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous burf said...

chakoli - kab aur kaha kiya maine reveal? nop nop

om - :D dhanyabad hai bhai

samy - lol, do you really want me to write a serious sad post? "reminding" LOL

churning - "something other" :D

6/13/2008 02:09:00 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

Damn,you just don't seem to understand this beautiful art of sarcasm!! :(
I happen to "like" funny posts by you!! :P

6/13/2008 04:06:00 PM  
Anonymous innocent bystander said...

get back to south east asia...

6/13/2008 09:31:00 PM  
Blogger ~ ॐ ~ said...

what am i supposed to do? i just realized that you tagged me !!!

6/14/2008 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous burf said...

samy - arrgghhh! sarcasm!

innocent bystander - this is very different

om - do the tag man, what else???

6/14/2008 01:22:00 PM  
Blogger J said...

secrets eh??

Dude, you keep telling me these things pretty often that they are part of a normal conversation.

Try again bitte??

6/16/2008 07:38:00 PM  
Anonymous geet said...

abbe kuch naya likh.. sab jaante hain ye tere baare mein...

waise how do you smell a gal's skin from a distance.saale

6/17/2008 11:44:00 AM  
Blogger CHRIS/JANE said...

heeeeeeee scorching body!!\men are the same all over!!what was sooo secretive about tat..
ya go blind when your wit's ass is kicked.. heee tat hugely depends on how hot ya ass is ;)

6/21/2008 05:34:00 PM  

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