the 10 super secrets

last evening when i got a comment from churning that she's tagged me, i excitedly hopped to her blog to confirm if she mistakenly said that because i remembered that she has not. then i thought maybe she is reiterating chakoli's statement. but today morning i realised that she was actually prophesying. now that i know i have my back against the wall, i got to find a way out ;) something similar to when you mug up an essay on a cow and get my best friend as a topic in the exam. if you still can't find the connection, go stare at some big boobed blonde - you might realize a reflection there :D

so in honour of the ex-delhi hottie who people call churning [the burning] something :D, here goes...

1. i like females with big boobs
2. i don't like anorexic females
3. i don't like females who have layers of flab
4. i don't mind certain plumpness if the chest size do not exceed the waist size by two-thirds
5. i like odour but not when females start drinking perfumes; smell of the skin is most of the time better than when treated with benzene
6. little tattoos seem intense on female skin
7. knee length skirts make females look hotter, alas the culture here is repressed
8. those who know how to balance aggressive and subtle faces of their sexuality at one time need to be revered
9. vanity, if at all, should be backed by scorching body
10. last but not the least, i somehow go blind when i find a female who can kick my wits ass


it somehow took much longer than i initially expected. i hope i didn't flunk it. :D

the baton is now broken into 3 pieces and each given to samy, omy, jonny