males, courtesy females

a report in toi today suggested that promiscuous females contribute in improving the quality of sperms in males.

this report baffled me a little because i always thought considering the physical quality of guys in the times of maharana pratap, you would wonder whether girls were promiscuouser then or now?

f1 is different! now!

this was written 4 weekends back:-

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f1 is going to be different forever for a single most important reason from this weekend onwards.

it is going to be a night race. in singapore.

under floodlights. as if turning your car 80 miles per hour under the sun isn't crazy enough. and to add some more craziness to this, is the fact that there is 50% chance of it raining on the race day according to the forecasts.

i hope to not miss the race.

but one very positive development could be foreseen from this race for us lesser mortals/drivers. the biggest concern of the organisers / engineers is the glare of floodlights reflecting against the water, if it rains.

i hope they invent some solution in the form of anti-glare coating for windscreens or something because we could harbour hope with scientists but never hope that dumb headed drivers driving in high beam [even when it is raining] on our roads would ever learn.

getting your skin to help solve maths

i was wondering about the hypothesis that you can solve mathematical problems most efficiently when you are in buff and feeling good about yourself. humans, when they imagine about a situation or a philosophical instance, they make themselves the center of that hypothetical universe and imagine stuff around themselves. similarly, there is a time of the day when they feel good about themselves. and it is more often than not in front of their reflection. probably because mirrors provide the concentrated view of the universe. so when you are looking at mirror and feeling good [it could be after potty while brushing teeth :D, or while getting ready for office, or before going for a bath, or before preparing for sleep], the pressure in the nerve cells of the brain ease, the blood circulation gets better and the ability to solve analytical problems increases.

so when do you feel are most efficient at solving maths problems? :D

we are all going to

we are all going to die. no matter how pessimistic it sounds - it incessantly comes to the fore. although i have been repeating this phrase to prashant less often than i was doing in the other set of days. but listening to the rain, the sounds that he-cloud and she-cloud are making while having wild sex in this season which is not really meant for their mating ritual, i wonder how rapidly is it all changing [coming to an end]. i still remember, not as far back when i was in grade 8, we used to have virtually frozen fingers while starting to write our mid-terms. they used to be in november. and these days [those absolutely chilling and lovely] winters come for just 2 weeks, probably 3 if we are lucky - that too as late as january? in matter of a decade we have seen a near seasonal collapse. seasons which were taken for granted a decade back sound textbook ideals now. more and more natural calamities [south east asia couple of years back; united states, france last year; myanmar, china this] are happening with disturbing frequency.

anyways, problem stated, now let us state the solution - switch off those lights, walk more than you drive, abhor wood furniture, have sex on floor

and i shall be optimistic and instead think about having more unseasonal and impromptu sex like these guys above ;)

for those uninitiated, sex on floor means less detergents seeping and mixing into underground water :D

enjoy :D

the dilemma of the recent times

a familiar unannounced digging exercise in the middle of the main road led me to a revelation that would soon become my one of the most serious dilemmas of recent times.

the revelation - no amount of oxygen inhaled in the morning run could match the pure oxygen that you get when you drive through the kilometer long stretch in front of the amity campus [i wonder if they have 80% of the seats reserved for girls].

the dilemma - i have now got into serious energy saving mode [at least to the point i could stretch]. some things that i now try to do all the time are:-

1. walk to places i could avoid driving
2. read electronic versions instead [read about energy-saving]
3. switch off lights and devices
4. considering buying a car [whenever] by looking at its impact on environment [even if at the cost of comfort or style]

please, do tell me if you know of some way to save energy that i missed above...

now coming back to the dilemma, when that main road is fixed i would need to drop that babe-stretch :(

how hot would it be?

no one has commented on the post which i did before the last one. i mean i thought that was funny and socially relevant too, if not important. i wonder what people think and expect.

anyways...,
sitting here i just took off the vest that i had on inside the tee, i felt too warm to still have it on and be comfortable. so i took it off. and i still am feeling warm and thus i wonder what people everywhere are wondering. how hot would it ultimately be... i mean before we die roasted on roads or before it leads to some dire catastrophe which will save us from roasting but not save us from dying.

if you are a delhite, then what do you think how much maximum temperature would you be able to see in your lifetime?

an interesting quiz

females having weaker sex drive is a cultural misconception and you always thought that thats one thing that makes them unattractive... nah!... lol, if you ever thought you know everything there is to know about sex then think again and even if you think you don't really know a lot about it even then you might score as much as i did in the smart sex quiz that i took.

no adult site, no offensive, disturbing place. go to this wonderfully resourceful website and check the quiz out.