tale from inside the showroom
for all the imprudent sexist crap in the world i think i can be a frozen snowman when it really matters. this friend of mine, yesterday evening, invited me to some apparently real fast shopping. i don't know how in the world did i fall for it but well i did. even with she being a rather better friend, i was bored roaming around this mall which had good-for-nothing crowd. so out of boredom and with an intention of throwing her off her foot such that it may result in her dropping her shopping plans, i exclaimed to her pointing towards the showroom - straps [the lingerie shop], "hey, that mannequin looks hot in that, isn't it?". i don't know what came upon her, she shrieked in lord knows what joy and to my horror dragged me inside the showroom. presence and stares of couple of aunties made sure i was 3 feet inside the floor already. and this friend of mine started asking my recommendation on every piece she could lay her hands upon. oscillating between not conceding defeat on hands of her apparent mischief and strong urge to run out of the place for air, i kept acting as if i was super cool and was handling the situation with unmatchable suave when the friend used her trump card. she said, "would you hold on to these while i try this one to show it to you". before i could say no [in retrospect i guess i wanted to see her in those >:D] she disappeared after thrusting all those designer thongs somethings in my hands, leaving me to be murdered by another couple of aunties who joined the earlier two. and to top it all there were this group of college going females who were giggling their way to my book of posthumous fame. ages went by while i kept assuring myself that the friend would be back any second and it is just that the awkwardness of the situation is making me feel seconds as hours. but it wasn't soon when i started feeling uneasy and eased my frozen glare at some unknown point and started moving my head when suddenly i saw my friend standing outside the showroom laughing her ass off. anyone can imagine how i hard i ran after her life thereafter :D
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19 Comments:
what can i say? you have interesting friends.
sach bolun.. you were happy all the time till she showed up outside :P
churning - LOL, sure thing
anony - i can sense you are no less mischievous :-?
hehehe...
bahut achche...
shukar kar tereko try karne ko nai kaha usne...
LOL......Oh my...:-))))
I love those craps....:-)))
and the best thing u were njoying it:-))).....Thankfully:-)))
bachpan se :P
:-))))
Hahhaa..sounds fun and I must say hats off to this friend of yours!! ;)
om - :D
chakko - lol, in retrospect... yea
anony - i see... hmmm
sandhya - :D
sam - yea yea why not, instead of sympathizing you are supporting the enemy :O :D
But men call for such things!! ;)
haha, but Oh My GOD! I never even took the guy I am going around with for lingerie shopping.
It is more fun with female friends to discuss design, shape, size and colour :-)
Lingerie shopping.. oh la la. someone's getting somewhere ;)
And man that was an awesome joke on you.. only you'd fall for that. Hehehehe!!!
LOL....
sam - they do? :O which ones? :D
arunima - that's why they giggle? :D
j - hmmm
chakko - :P
Men who think themselves to be extra smart and women to be typical sati-savitris!! ;)
I sometimes so much hate these symbols:-((((
but I still like them.....atleast tehy convey something:DDDD
sam - is there any kind of indication whatsoever towards me? :O
chakko - but somehow i love them :D
*laughs* smart friend. Wonder whether I would do something so extreme..I guess I would if I were pissed off with someone...
no no she wasn't pissed off, it was fun...
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